Chapter 1
Oh This is the story of a Verdant Lush valley twhere the blue platypuses lived. The blue platypeses lived and loved and worked and played and died in the Green valley. But then a evil white duck came and attaked. The platypuses fought valiantly but to no prevail. The duck finally left because it had to go home for mothers day. Just before it left it said ill be quack!!! and next time i'll come with my posse!!! The platypuses came and built lots of machines and ammo. They made poison and chemicals. They made napalm and burinig oil. They took out all of the cheese in the valley. even the powerful LIMBURGER. The fortress was set up... all they could do was wait...
Chapter 2
(Later that evening) "What do you mean we can;t make more weapons." "Sir, I mean that our blue platypus workers can't build anymore. They are pooped (hahaha poop)" General:" They must buld or we will all perish. I don't care if theyre crapped. They will build to defend against the duck and his posse" Neil: "okay sir I'll try but it is hard to tell that to many disgruntled platypus workers with constipation." General: "Haven't you ever heard of laxatives."
Neil: "Yes but it isn't easy to stick a laxative up a disgruntled platypuses rectum." General: "You will do it Now" (Neil Leaves the Room) General: "Cause if you don't then there won't be any workers to stick laxativs up..."
Chapter 3
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